This weird doggie drains my energy…… shes cute but shes a pain in the ass sometimes. #pebbles #shethinkspeeingonthecarpetisgood #minatureschnauser #didispellthatright? #housematesdog #cute #peeingmachine #tired

thatfunnyblog:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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movie:

500 Days Of Summer (2009) follow movie for more movie quotes and scenes

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

stability:

singingonpavements:

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

its been pretty hard to shake off the harry potter role and he’s still gotta pay the bills

Why are we talking to each other in English?
Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

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inceration:

I follow back everyone!

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
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did-you-kno:

When they were little kids, Eric promised his brother Quinn that if he ever won the lottery he would split it with him. He played the same numbers for 20 years and won $1 million in 2014. As soon as he found out, he called Quinn to let him know they’d be getting matching $335,000 checks. Source

inceration:

I follow back everyone!